Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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