I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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