she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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