We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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