Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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