I think i sorta joined a cult last night
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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