What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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