Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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