oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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