He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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