I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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