Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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