he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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