I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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