used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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