i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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