do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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