Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
