Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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