pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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