I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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