did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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