Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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