did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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