I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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