i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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