Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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