i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
