Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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