I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Randomize
