someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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