Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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