I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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