matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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