I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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