He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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