Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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