ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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