This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
the room spins SO much faster in panama
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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