She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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