I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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