Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Someone shattered a urinal.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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