Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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