Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
