after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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