awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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