In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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