Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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