it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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