This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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