sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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