yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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