A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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