Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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