She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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