You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just got carded by a ten year old.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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