Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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